"Marcus Fenix is taking cover, being shot at by locust, Dom is up front downed. You need to get up there and save his ass! Roll around the corner.Take cove, rush up and help Dom. Dom gives you covering fire, you rush up to the locust and GRRRRRRRR!"

Have you ever wanted to chainsaw your friends? ME TOO! Now we can...(for pretend) there is a life size lancer on the market now, that has the following features.

• Trigger Activates Motorized "Chainsaw" Sound and Vibration Feature
• Side Handle Folds In & Out and Slides Back & Forth
• Removable Clip
• Created from the actual 3D data used in the Gears of War 2 videogame
• Powered by 3 "C" Batteries